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Sep
02

Give a Thought-2 ?

  • Bumper sticker on a Toyota – my other car is a Real ota
  • There are a lot of head colds going around because flu germs attack the weakest points
  • Give her an inch and she thinks she is a ruler
  • All the worldโ€™s a stage and all of us desperately unrehearsed
  • God give me patience โ€“but please hurry

11 comments

  1. Minal says:

    @Weasley: What are you implying dear hubby:-)

  2. Weasley Speaks says:

    Check this one out:
    “My husbad says he’ll leave me if I do not give up shopping. Lord, I’ll Miss that man”

  3. Minal says:

    @ Kaps: Hmmm now you got me thinking on that one;-)
    Maybe GOD will then need the patience to deal with it but will be in a hurry to get that;-)

    I tell you life is a vicious circle:-)

  4. Kaps says:

    I also liked the last one. By asking so god will become impatient.

  5. Truman says:

    What would Lara Dutta be called if she marries Brian Lara? ๐Ÿ˜‰

  6. Minal says:

    @Tugga: I’ve always found your jokes funny;-) When have I not;-)
    I liked that Pra(w)n one better;-)

  7. Tugga says:

    Minal u find these funny, how come u never found any of my wonderful jokes funny?:-)

    For eg, I just made up a joke watching Brett Lee bowlthe other day

    What is the name of Brett Lee’s ultra religious hindu wife?
    A) Gitali. That’sr good frnd:-)

  8. Minal says:

    @Truman: 5 out of 4 people do not understand fractions;-)

    @Sandeep & Mary: :-))

  9. Mary says:

    They are really funny! ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. Sandeep says:

    Nice !!

  11. Truman says:

    lol funny ๐Ÿ™‚ Best is the last one in your list
    and here, one more:
    “There are 3 kinds of people- those who can count and those who can’t”

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