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Bollywood is trying to make a RajniKant out of Salman Khan – so not happening!
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I get the need for mindless movies – I’m not against them but this was beyond mindless – it was mind numbing
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The movie tests your tolerance to irritating elements
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Salman has the name “ Lovely Singh”
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His irritating mobile tone – first 6 seconds of this song that play every 10 minutes in the movie
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Himesh Reshammiya then screams his lungs out to make a whole song out of that ringtone
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There is a character called Tsunami – don’t ask me why!
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The title track is going to be the next DhinkaChinka – I just know it!
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Why do all the action scenes have to be in super-slow motion? Also why are they accompanied with Salman’s supposedly funny histrionics?
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What’s with his weird dance steps and constipated smiles?
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How come Kareena’s best friend has no home of her own to live in? Is she her bodyguard too ?
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Salman guards Kareena 24 hours – how can he not recognize her voice on the phone?
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Of all he movie plots to copy, you copy the Kuch Kuch Hota Hain – “Write your kid letters about dad’s love story and fetch a new wife and mom” –plot?
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Nowhere close to its namesake in Hollywood , atleast should’ve copied the plot – would have been more bearable.
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But the top 3 reasons ( in no order of preference) why I hated BodyGuard even more were:
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I let my friends talk me into watching a Salman Khan movie at the same time India was playing her T20 Vs Eng.
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I missed Rahane’s awesome debut & Dravid’s 3 sixers off consecutive balls.
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I came home to see the last over in which Eng hit the winning runs
- I can’t recollect the last Salman movie I saw in the theatre – BodyGuard reminded me why I haven’t watched one in a long time!
Rishabh
Forget mind-numbing, this movie actually got me really angry during the second half, in every scene after the last fight sequence.