• Just when I was getting used to yesterday along came today!
  • It should be easier to make a honest living-There is so little competition.
  • It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial charges and blamed it on the cost of living.
  • The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
  • Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

P.S: From the graffiti collected over a period of time from newspapers.