- Bumper sticker on a Toyota – my other car is a Real ota
- There are a lot of head colds going around because flu germs attack the weakest points
- Give her an inch and she thinks she is a ruler
- All the worldโs a stage and all of us desperately unrehearsed
- God give me patience โbut please hurry
Minal
@Weasley: What are you implying dear hubby:-)
Weasley Speaks
Check this one out:
“My husbad says he’ll leave me if I do not give up shopping. Lord, I’ll Miss that man”
Minal
@ Kaps: Hmmm now you got me thinking on that one;-)
Maybe GOD will then need the patience to deal with it but will be in a hurry to get that;-)
I tell you life is a vicious circle:-)
Kaps
I also liked the last one. By asking so god will become impatient.
Truman
What would Lara Dutta be called if she marries Brian Lara? ๐
Minal
@Tugga: I’ve always found your jokes funny;-) When have I not;-)
I liked that Pra(w)n one better;-)
Tugga
Minal u find these funny, how come u never found any of my wonderful jokes funny?:-)
For eg, I just made up a joke watching Brett Lee bowlthe other day
What is the name of Brett Lee’s ultra religious hindu wife?
A) Gitali. That’sr good frnd:-)
Minal
@Truman: 5 out of 4 people do not understand fractions;-)
@Sandeep & Mary: :-))
Mary
They are really funny! ๐
Sandeep
Nice !!
Truman
lol funny ๐ Best is the last one in your list
and here, one more:
“There are 3 kinds of people- those who can count and those who can’t”