- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out
- There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side
- Where there is a will there are five hundred relatives
- I could not repair your brakes so I made your horn louder
- The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to office.
Source: The table mat at Kamat’s in Sharjah