• I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out
  • There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side
  • Where there is a will there are five hundred relatives
  • I could not repair your brakes so I made your horn louder
  • The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to office.

Source: The table mat at Kamat’s in Sharjah