• The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.
  • It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
  • I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
  • Born free; Taxed to death.
  • Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

Source: My dear friend Mangi with his sense of humour could probably cook up better ones!