• Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don’t have the film.
  • When I was born, I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
  • Until I was 13, I thought my name was ‘Shut Up.’
  • I say no to drugs — they just don’t listen!
  • I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been over served.

Source: From Mangi’s list again…