From one of my favourite blogs, a few words of wisdom to tackle work life:
Your hard work will be rewarded. Specifically, your boss’s boss will reward your boss for making you work so hard.
Teamwork is what you call it when you trick other people into ignoring their priorities in favor of yours.
Preparing a Powerpoint presentation will give you the sweet, sweet illusion of productivity.
It is better to be an “expert” than it is to do actual work.
These and lots more pearls of wisdom from the man himself: Scott Adams